A Ethan Funny

Ethan has the cutest way of asking about himself right now. He refers to himself as "me". So he will say is...me sick, is me going, where was me at... I know I should correct him but it is so darn sweet....

My sweet boy has also learned how to lie. I noticed a sharpie marker drawing on my wall in my bedrooom.
Me: Ethan did you do this?
Ethan: As sweet and innocent as can be he said no, Livia did it..
Me: I called Liv in and asked her, "did you do this?"
Liv: No, she is rather insulted I would think a 6 year old would color on the wall
Me: Ethan did you do this tell me the truth...
Ethan: wide eyed and still proclaiming innocense, "No, Maddy did it"
Maddy please come in here...
Maddy: I did NOT do that, Ethan did. Of course I know he did it!!
Me: Ethan, it is wrong to tell mommy stories, did you color on mommies wall?? I am giving him my most serious mommy stare down. You know the one that can discern all wrong doing...He is starting to cave under the stare, but he gets an epiphany....He looks up with his big eyes getting wider and whispers... "the aliens did it................."
Me:biting the inside of my cheeks to contain the laughter I feel coming...Maddy and Liv are snickering.. He is still looking at me innocently trying to judge if I might be ok with the alien answer...it got pretty boring after that.. some talking, a spanking and some more talking...about how aliens shouldn't lie to their all knowing mothers...